Friday 27 September 2013

The Veg Bandit

Leh has been my homebase now for around 2 weeks; I reckon it’s time to move on. The scenery of this area is like a fucking fairy tale or somethin’. After Allan went back for Australia, I right away joined in on Chey’s group, which I was never really keen on to be honest but I’m glad that I did. The group was incredibly diverse, and everybody played an important role. After a while it began to be a bit of a challenge to hold things together. Liam has a gung-ho attitude about keeping the group entertained and keeping up with it is all about banter and boosing, which I’m not against but  material started to become scarce after a 5 day bike trip. I was very impressed with Yael, an Israeli girl I talked with for only a brief moment atop the Stupa. Just before our departure to Nubra Valley, she casually invited herself for the ride. Old Consuelo is used to hauling a couple passengers, so she had no problem keeping up with Liam’s Lobsang, the bike that climbs mountains and saves lives. Even with all this stimulation in the past couple of weeks, I feel like I’ve been holding back a bit too much. Mein ego is getting in the way of my normal humanly function. I have been slacking on my self-improvement time and socially overloading.


Ali, Turtuk's mob boss posing as a weaver.

The garden I view from my peripherals is full of pinks and whites and yellows and violets, among carrots, eggplant-shaped radishes, cauliflower, and cabbage. One must be vigilant with shutting the gates to the guest house yard, not for the safety of the vetements hanging on the line, whereas in Turtuk nothing could be left unwatched as the children had sticky fingers, nor for the safety of the bikes parked in the driveway, but the ninja cows silently slipping through the gates to enjoy a fantastic garden salad. The highly worshipped beings have no authority over mum and old mum when the tell-tale sound of torn vegetation floats through the air. They’re armed with their “hiyahiya’s!” and canes, usually requiring a bit of assistance after having a few chuckles over the seriousness of the situation. I will miss the character that brings travelers back to this fairy tale. People do not try and rip you off, nobody hassles you to buy their shit, and the honking is at a minimum. The sound of Enfields become music to the ears and it becomes second nature to get along with the scorching hot sun and the freezing cold shade. Might I add it is now off season, maybe it’s chaos in the busy months?


A pretty high road pass with the left-leggers.